For your entertainment and pleasure…eating whole apples (core and all) since 1990. …er no, possibly a little later than that. Let’s cut the toddler stage, shall we? Well, here’s the 20 years later and I still haven’t fully comprehended my love for Damask. http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/askTumblr (3.0; @myths-of-the-near-future)http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/<p>attack of the not good enoughs day. Feel like I&#8217;ve regressed to being thirteen</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/6143822940http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/6143822940Fri, 03 Jun 2011 16:40:23 +0100<p>I would formally like to say that I owe <a href="http://kylemunro1.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Kyle</a> 22 million.</p> <p>&#8230;</p> <p>&#8230;</p> <p>&#8230;</p> <p>&#8230;</p> <p>In monopoly money</p> <p>The end</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4673505796http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4673505796Sun, 17 Apr 2011 01:01:06 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj8czsZMxn1qbjt25o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bestpostarchive.com/post/4557842636" target="_blank">bestpostarchive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bestpostarchive.com/" target="_blank">Featured on BestPostArchive || All the best posts from tumblr </a></p> </blockquote>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4641109880http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4641109880Fri, 15 Apr 2011 22:17:23 +0100<p>is it wrong? <br/>now&#8230; only if I had the motivation!</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4640432043http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4640432043Fri, 15 Apr 2011 21:47:53 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg5a12W5Bk1qdzfcjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://liveitnowdoitnow.tumblr.com/post/3122147393" target="_blank">liveitnowdoitnow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Where is my teenage mutant ninja llama?</p> </blockquote> <p>I can’t decide which one I like best!</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4463337975http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4463337975Sat, 09 Apr 2011 11:14:31 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj5e0yJgXz1qdw77ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rosesturn.tumblr.com/post/4431400921" target="_blank">rosesturn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*w*</p> </blockquote> <p>Lusting after these. Especially than manly coat on the left. DO WANT</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4447863394http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4447863394Fri, 08 Apr 2011 21:49:11 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lin3anKHg11qc2zn8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cosmocrat-.tumblr.com/post/4414983611" target="_blank">cosmocrat-</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://vivafilipinas.tumblr.com/post/4412539308" target="_blank">vivafilipinas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Yakult Everyday - Everyday Okay!</strong></p> <p>While Yakult originates from Japan, it is so popular in the Philippines that is part of the childhood for many Filipino children.</p> </blockquote> <p>And Singapore. OOHYEAH</p> </blockquote> <p>Although… so bloody expensive if you try and buy it in the UK! haha used to have one with lunch at school :)</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4415730782http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4415730782Thu, 07 Apr 2011 14:57:40 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj55hexThq1qi9iv5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>What I <strike>would do</strike> have done with a fan. <br/>…now, if only I had her hair! Even her derp-face isn’t actually unattractive!</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4414868747http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4414868747Thu, 07 Apr 2011 13:50:27 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj5jyjVuZS1qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://rectumofglory.tumblr.com/post/4351722410" target="_blank">rectumofglory</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/4351663844" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Marketing Campaign of the Day: </strong>This clever Hot Wheels billboard was recently erected on a bridge in Bogota, Colombia. <a href="http://www.paper-plane.fr/2011/04/looping-geant/" target="_blank">Click through</a> to see it being put in place.</p> <p>Up Next: The real deal.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.notcot.org/post/39326/" target="_blank">notcot</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>FOUR FOR YOU COLOMBIA</p> <p>YOU GO COLOMBIA</p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj5k0yab3v1qzyz6y.jpg"/></p> </blockquote> <p>DO WANT <br/>In every city… everywhere. These are my childhood :’)</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4365530754http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4365530754Tue, 05 Apr 2011 15:14:02 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lifebkhlma1qf2vino1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cosmocrat-.tumblr.com/post/4358088069" target="_blank">cosmocrat-</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://bipolarbaker.tumblr.com/post/4009831424" target="_blank">bipolarbaker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Another reason…or four why I love “The Boat that Rocked”</p> <p>And Bill Nighy, I <em>swear </em>that man is the original hipster!</p> </blockquote> <p>LOOKING AT NOBODY BUT MY DARLING RHYS. rghgngrhhgnrhgureeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr</p> </blockquote>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4364291504http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4364291504Tue, 05 Apr 2011 13:35:56 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj56tdnuUW1qzw10qo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://xkcd.com/448/" target="_blank">xkcd: Good Morning</a>)</p> <p>Happens so much!</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4344355326http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4344355326Mon, 04 Apr 2011 20:15:12 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj56olAHDs1qzw10qo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>(via <a href="http://xkcd.com/352/" target="_blank">xkcd: Far Away</a>)</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4344295554http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4344295554Mon, 04 Apr 2011 20:12:20 +0100<p>No more lemon chocolate cupcakes.</p> <p>(I ate them all&#8230; which is fine because I made them too)</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4342270459http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4342270459Mon, 04 Apr 2011 18:25:27 +0100I am too fat blog 2011<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj3hyeDBQ51qzw10qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>*want*</p> <p><a href="http://www.corsets-uk.com/authentic/underbust-corsets/underbust-corset-in-black-jacquard-my-086-azl.html" target="_blank">http://www.corsets-uk.com/authentic/underbust-corsets/underbust-corset-in-black-jacquard-my-086-azl.html</a></p> <p>Despite already owning about four!</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4321186272http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4321186272Sun, 03 Apr 2011 22:20:37 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lissvrjTyj1qbpwzeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://bestpostarchive.com/post/4196967570" target="_blank">bestpostarchive</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span><a href="http://bestpostarchive.com/" target="_blank">Featured on BestPostArchive</a>||<a href="http://www.facebook.com/plugins/like.php?href=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.facebook.com%2Frocktantra" target="_blank">Facebook Like </a></span></p> </blockquote>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4208328744http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4208328744Wed, 30 Mar 2011 14:36:28 +0100<p>Loving the Doctor Who reference! Who else would do that?? I’ll be back in less than ten days! So don’t you worry!! :)</p> <p>YES YES YES get a Mac</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4192472892http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4192472892Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:46:44 +0100<p>At long bloody last. Can&#8217;t help but to feel like I shouldn&#8217;t come back from it. Last day here before the holidays and I&#8217;m on my own. It&#8217;s the one free day I&#8217;ve had since a very long time. But looks like everyone else has something better to do than spend time with me. What&#8217;s left for me here? <br/> I&#8217;ve done a lot worse than last time. Only two years and I&#8217;ve driven everyone away.</p> <p>Undiscovered talent? I think so.</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4085336534http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/4085336534Fri, 25 Mar 2011 19:32:42 +0000<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_fbuQ5K3DN8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>WANT to play at my friends’ wedding! If only they liked this *sigh* <br/>Would you let me have this played for your first dance with your significant other?</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/3973256893http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/3973256893Sun, 20 Mar 2011 02:41:23 +0000<p>Need someone</p> <p>Person you need offers help</p> <p>Be convinced you&#8217;re being too needy</p> <p>Push person you care for as far away as possible.</p> <p>Because you can really do it all on your own, right?</p> <p>No. You fail, get hurt, stress yourself out, admit you were wrong but it&#8217;s far too late by then!</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/3077388919http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/3077388919Thu, 03 Feb 2011 00:45:53 +0000<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lauvj1JYjQ1qb8f4qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://smartasshat.tumblr.com/post/2640879140/oxygen-you-guys-wanna-watch-my-network" target="_blank">smartasshat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Oxygen: “You guys wanna watch my network?”</p> <p>Potassium: “K.”</p> <p>Sodium: “Na.”</p> <p>Nobelium: “No.”</p> <p>Fluorine & Uranium: “FU!”</p> <p>Holmium: “Ho!”</p> <p>Oxygen: “Be nice, you guys.”</p> <p>Silicon: “Si.”</p> <p>Oxygen: “English, please.”</p> <p>Argon: “Ar!”</p> <p>Oxygen: “Will you quit it? It’s STILL not Talk Like a Pirate Day.”</p> <p>Nickel: “Ni!”</p> <p>Oxygen: “Right. <em>Holy Grail</em> it is!”</p> <p>Tungsten & Thorium: “WTh?”</p> <p>Oxygen: “I know we just saw it, but it’s good.”</p> </blockquote> <p>I hated chem but this is brilliant!</p>http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/3016678324http://myths-of-the-near-future.tumblr.com/post/3016678324Sun, 30 Jan 2011 19:51:58 +0000